The Honest Guide to Patterson Lakes (2026)
No suburb is perfect. Here is what the data says about Patterson Lakes — the good and the not-so-good.
The Pros
- Quiet residential character
The Cons
- Limited dining — only 0 restaurants and 1 cafes
- Minimal nightlife — only 0 drinking venues
- Few schools — only 1 in the suburb
- Limited healthcare — only 1 medical facilities
- No supermarkets — need to drive for groceries
By the Numbers
Patterson Lakes has 18 verified businesses and amenities. Here is how that breaks down:
| Category | Patterson Lakes | Melbourne Average* |
|---|---|---|
| Restaurants | 0 | ~25 |
| Cafes | 1 | ~12 |
| Bars & Pubs | 0 | ~8 |
| Schools | 1 | ~5 |
| Parks | 10 | ~7 |
| Medical | 1 | ~4 |
Melbourne average is an estimate across all 300+ suburbs.
Who Should Live in Patterson Lakes?
People who value affordability and don’t mind a quieter suburb.
Who Should Look Elsewhere?
If you need extensive nightlife options, look at Fitzroy, Collingwood or St Kilda.
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- Cost of Living in Patterson Lakes
- Patterson Lakes Neighbourhood Guide
- Family Guide to Patterson Lakes
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- Patterson Lakes Transport Guide
Last updated: March 2026. This guide is refreshed when OpenStreetMap data changes — new openings, closures and corrections are reflected automatically. Found something wrong? Let us know.
Sources
- OpenStreetMap Contributors — openstreetmap.org — accessed March 2026
- ABS Census 2021 — abs.gov.au/census
- REIV Quarterly Median Prices — reiv.com.au
Data sourced from Google Places, OpenStreetMap, and ABS Census. Compiled April 2026. Found an error? Contact us.
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