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The suburbs generating the most buzz right now.

Fitzroy, Brunswick, Carlton, Collingwood, Northcote, Thornbury

St Kilda, South Yarra, Prahran, Windsor, Elwood, Albert Park

Richmond, Hawthorn, Kew, Camberwell, Abbotsford

Footscray, Yarraville, Seddon, Kensington, Moonee Ponds

Brighton, Hampton, Elwood, Port Melbourne

Melbourne CBD, Southbank, Docklands

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